Bozo

Bozo Este NPC é Bobo da Corte   === Mace of the Fury === Jogador: sell Bozo: Sell? Hmm, I know a little about magic and by chance I can sell you a truly unusual weapon. Jogador: weapon Bozo: Do you want to buy a 'mace of the fury' for 250 gold? Jogador: yes Bozo: And here it is, it suits you well! You see a rolling pin. It weighs 5.00 oz. Pague suas taxas Jogador: job Bozo: I am the royal jes ... uhm ... the royal tax-collector! Do you want to pay your taxes? Jogador: yes Bozo: Thank you very much. I will have a drink or two on your health! (if you have money he takes 50gp) Bozo: Come back, when you have enough money. (if you don't have money) Nova magia? Jogador: magic Bozo: I actually know some spells! Do you want to learn how to 'lessen your load' for 200 gold? Jogador: yes Bozo: Here you are, I already lessened your load. This magic is to "lessen your load". Exactly 20.00 oz. Why? Because it's the weigh of 200 gold coins. Jester's guild Antes do Update de Natal 2007: Jogador: jester Bozo: Do you wish to join the fools' guild? Jogador: yes Bozo: Sorry, you already are a member. Depois do Update de Natal 2007: Spoiler, clique para mostrar/esconder Jogador: jester Bozo: Do you wish to become a jester and join the fools guild? Jogador: yes Bozo: So you want to make a total fool of yourself? Fine with me, but note that becoming a real fool means more than being just an ordinary fool ... Bozo: You will have to master a whole series of challenging, lengthy and, above all, totally foolish quests ... Bozo: Are you sure you want to waste a part of your limited lifetime on a quest that makes a fool of yourself and which might award you with the prestigious title of a grand fool in a far away future? Jogador: yes Bozo: What a foolish decision! You are indeed a worthy candidate! But let's talk about business ... Bozo: Being a jester is not just about telling jokes. A good jester heavily relies on requisites ... Bozo: Getting some requisites will be your first job. First of all we need a good supply of water squirt flowers ... Bozo: I'm making them on my own in my spare time but I need the right material. South of Thais, next to the Whiteflower Temple, you will find the ideal flowers ... Bozo: Take a kitchen knife, cut the thickest and healthiest flower and bring it here. Then talk to me about your mission. Se você já é um jester: Jogador: jester Bozo: Wow, your stupidity would be pride and joy for every fool. You've already applied as a member. Let's rather talk about your current mission. Piadas sobre Vocações Jogador: druid Bozo: If you are in Druidville, do as the rabbits do. Jogador: knight Bozo: Did you notice that old knights have their scars just on their backs? Jogador: paladin Bozo: They are the king's favourites, because they know how to 'bow'. Jogador: sorcerer Bozo: The good thing about them is that they can't be at two places at the same time. Jogador: your vocation here Bozo: I wanted to become a your vocation here, too, but I was overqualified! Piadas sobre Mulher Bozo: Hello, hello, hello, little lady your name here! Jogador: lady? Bozo: Has any man said to you that you're not only beautiful but also intelligent? Jogador: no Bozo: Well, think about it! Jogador: yes Bozo: This is a world of fantasy and full of surprises! Se o seu personagem é masculino: Player: hi Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player! Player: lady Bozo: Well, you don't behave ladylike just because you dress like one! Piadas sobre Criaturas Jogador: bonelord Bozo: Why are bonelords so ugly? ... Because their mom and dad were bonelords, too! Jogador: cyclops Bozo: How many eyes does a cyclops have? ... One for each IQ point of their opponents! Jogador: demon Bozo: Why are the experienced heroes quicker than others? ... The demons love fast food! Jogador: dog Bozo: Are we talking about Noodles? Jogador: dragon Bozo: Why do dragons breathe fire? ... They ate too many sorcerers in chili sauce! Jogador: minotaur Bozo: What do all little minotaurs want to become when they are grown-ups? ... Cowboys, of course! Jogador: orc Bozo: Why do orcs have green skin? ... They ate at Frodo's! Jogador: rat Bozo: Why does the rat have a wooden leg? ... Because it is a former pirate! Jogador: skeleton Bozo: Why do skeletons flee if wounded? ... They are so spineless! Jogador: spider Bozo: Why did the spider cross the road? ... Because it ... oh you already know this one!? Jogador: troll Bozo: Why do trolls live underground? ... Because on the ground there are so many PKs! Jogador: wolf Bozo: Why do the wolves howl? ... Hey, if you're online that long you can't help but behave that way! Piadas sobre Pessoas Jogador: Benjamin Bozo: He would make a fine jester, too. Jogador: Elane Bozo: She's pretty but has a kind of too burning affection for my taste. Jogador: Marvik Bozo: Humourless old guy! Once turned me into a frog for painting his distasteful cave in pink. Jogador: Muriel Bozo: Better don't mess with sorcerers! Jogador: Noodles Bozo: Hey, the little one is almost as funny as me! Jogador: Oswald Bozo: If you believe half the rumours he's spreading, you are going to get in a lot of trouble. Jogador: Quentin Bozo: He's my baby brother. If you tell him I sent you, he will grant you an extra spell or two. Jogador: Sam Bozo: Did you know that he now sells a 'power axe of doom'? Run and buy it, he has only three in store. Jogador: Gorn Bozo: He sells spell scrolls each day at midnight, but you have to address him that very second. Jogador: Gregor Bozo: A man of steel, with a stomach of wax. Never offer him a beer! Piadas Diversas Jogador: Durin Bozo: Isn't he the author of the book 'fun with demons'? Jogador: Stephan Bozo: He is kind of a father figure to me. Of course he denies all kinship to me. Jogador: Steve Bozo: He's a smart one. I heared he hid in a foreign country as the first bugs showed up. Jogador: god Bozo: I better make no jokes about THIS matter. Jogador: king Bozo: Nah, no jests about His Royal Highness. Jogador: guild Bozo: Since the first guild showed up there's a great demand for jesters and fools to join them. Jogador: name Bozo: My name is Bozo. But it's more than a name, it's a lifestyle to me! Jogador: bye Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away! Bozo Este NPC é Bobo da Corte Localização: Castelo de Thais, ao noroeste da cidade (Predefinição:Mapa/NPC). Notas: Bozo conta piadas engraçadas sobre muitas criaturas e tem interessantes comentários sobre seus amigos de Thais. Embora seu trabalho é ser o bobo real, quando perguntado, ele mente que é um cobrador de taxas e pergunta se você gostaria de pagar as suas taxas. Em Rookgaard você pode encontrar um túmulo do Palhaço Bozo e Artista Escapado. O seu túmulo pode ser aberto e leva a uma caverna com skeletons, e a placa Maze of Fury perto de um túnel desabado. Bozo é uma clara alusão ao Bozo, o Palhaço, geralmente encurtado para "Bozo" na vida real. (Ver as transcrições desse NPC) Itens negociáveis: Vende: Quando perguntado sobre armas, ele tentará lhe vender uma "Mace of the Fury" (na verdade um Rolling Pin, por 250 gp). Quando perguntado sobre magias, ele pergunta se você gostaria de aprender a magia "Lessen Your Load" ("Dinheiro Perdido") por 200 gp e não lhe dará nada. Compra: Nada

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