Jogador:
hi
Solkrin: Oh hello! Care for a cup of tea?
Jogador: present
Solkrin: No, I will not give you any free items! Oh, hang on, actually, I will. Take this.
Jogador: present (após já ter pego um)
Solkrin: Hm ... I think we may have met before. My my ... aren't you a sly little devil?
Jogador: job
Solkrin: Well, my job is to offer help to those who need it. Oh, and to punish those who have been naughty. You haven't been naughty, have you?
Jogador: name
Solkrin: Very important! Always give us your character name whenever you write to us. Remember, we can't help you if we don't know who you are ... Hang on! Do I know you?
Jogador: solkrin
Solkrin:: At your service!
Jogador: tibia
Solkrin: 15 years and still going strong! Now that's something to celebrate, isn't it? Leopold, pour me another cup, will you? And don't use your finger to stir the sugar, please!
Jogador: ghoul
Solkrin: I call him Leopold. Oh, I don't know if that's his real name, of course. You see, his tongue fell out ages ago, so he's not able to speak. But he does seem to like it when I call him that.
Jogador: fuck
Solkrin: Offensive statements are a violation of Tibia Rule 2a.
Jogador: bot
Solkrin: Oh no, I'm not! Just because I give standard replies does not mean I am a machine!
Jogador: support ou help
Solkrin: Need help, do you? Well, why don't you take a look in the manual or the FAQ on our website? You can also ask tutors in the Help Channel or in the forum! ...
Solkrin: And then there are emails, of course. Our support address is [email protected]. We are always happy if somebody drops us a line!
Jogador: tutor
Solkrin: Oh yes, great fellows! Very dedicated and knowledgeable. Always remember to thank them for their good work when they help you!
Jogador: noob
Solkrin: Are you?
Jogador: time
Solkrin: Why, it's teatime, of course!
Jogador: email
Solkrin: If you have a problem, why not drop us a line under [email protected].
Jogador: rules
Solkrin: You can find them on our website. Recommended reading for any Tibian!
Jogador: naughty
Solkrin: If you violate the Tibia Rules, you're naughty. If you're naughty, you will get reported. If you're reported and you have been naughty, you will be punished. ...
Solkrin:If you're reported and you have not been naughty, you will not get punished. If you're not punished, you haven't been reported or you haven't been naughty or ... Hang on! Does that make any sense? I think I wasn't paying attention.
Jogador: sugar
Solkrin: You know, I really shouldn't.
Jogador: mad
Solkrin: Only on Thursdays, thank you.
Jogador: excalibug
Solkrin: Absolutely.
Jogador: friend (ou GM Friend)
Solkrin: Do you want to be my GM friend? Oh wait, that's your line!
Jogador: bye
Solkrin: Kind regards!
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