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| title = On the Game Tibiaball | | title = On the Game Tibiaball | ||
| relatedpages = [[Football (game)]] | | relatedpages = [[Football (game)]] | ||
| location = [[Desert | | location = [[Jakundaf Desert]] | ||
| pagename = On the Game Tibiaball (Book) | | pagename = On the Game Tibiaball (Book) | ||
| blurb = Explicando as regras de Tibiabol. | | blurb = Explicando as regras de Tibiabol. | ||
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On the game "tibiaball".<br /><br />Here are some secret rules you should consider when you think about playing a match.<br /><br />1. Grow at least three extra legs. You won't need them, but it keeps the crowds amused.<br />2. Find one good Brockian Ultra-Cricked player. Clone him a few times. This saves an enormous amount of tendious selection and training.<br />3. Put your team and the opposite team in a large field and build a high wall around them.<br />(The reason for this is that, although the game is a major spectator sport, the frustration experienced by the audience at not actually being able to see what's going on leads them to imagine that it's just a lot more exciting than it really is. A crowed that has just watched a rather humdrum game experiences far less life-affirmation than a crowd that believes it has just missed the most dramatic event in sporting history.<br /> 4. Throw lots of assorted equipment over the wall for the players. Anything will do -- | On the game "tibiaball".<br /><br />Here are some secret rules you should consider when you think about playing a match.<br /><br />1. Grow at least three extra legs. You won't need them, but it keeps the crowds amused.<br />2. Find one good Brockian Ultra-Cricked player. Clone him a few times. This saves an enormous amount of tendious selection and training.<br />3. Put your team and the opposite team in a large field and build a high wall around them.<br />(The reason for this is that, although the game is a major spectator sport, the frustration experienced by the audience at not actually being able to see what's going on leads them to imagine that it's just a lot more exciting than it really is. A crowed that has just watched a rather humdrum game experiences far less life-affirmation than a crowd that believes it has just missed the most dramatic event in sporting history.<br /> 4. Throw lots of assorted equipment over the wall for the players. Anything will do -- | ||
cricket bats, basecube bats, tennis rackets, skis, anything you can get a good swing with.<br /> 5. The players should now lay about themselves for all they are worth with whatever they find to hand.<br /> Whenever a player scores a 'hit' on another player he should immediately run away and apologize from a save distance. Apologies should be concise, sincere, and, for maximum clarity and points, delivered through a megaphone.<br />6. The winning team should be the first team that wins. | cricket bats, basecube bats, tennis rackets, skis, anything you can get a good swing with.<br /> 5. The players should now lay about themselves for all they are worth with whatever they find to hand.<br /> Whenever a player scores a 'hit' on another player he should immediately run away and apologize from a save distance. Apologies should be concise, sincere, and, for maximum clarity and points, delivered through a megaphone.<br />6. The winning team should be the first team that wins. | ||
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| Localização: | Jakundaf Desert | ||||||||||
| Descrição Curta: | Explicando as regras de Tibiabol. | ||||||||||
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| Artigos relacionados: | Football (game) | ||||||||||
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