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	'''Original''':<br />Dear Diary,<br />Today I was almost scared to death.<br />While running through the bushes outside Venore, I ran into this huge hairy six legged.. thing.<br />First I thought it was my brother, but there it was, one huge spider.<br />I'm glad it didn't see me, because I had to change pants.<br />This must have been the most embaressing day for me, I'm glad no others know about it.<br /><br />Dear Diary,<br />Hair is hairy.<br />And it comes in different styles.<br />Itch sometimes.<br />Running your fingers through hair is great.<br /><br />Dear Diary,<br />I think I have found something wrong with me.<br />I like cheese alot, cheese makes me happy.<br />With cheese I feel whole and complete.<br />Does this make me a rat?<br /><br />Dear Diary,<br />Why do we have hair?<br />It's just in the way, and it itches and all that.<br />I want to be just like my dad, bald and hairless.		'''Original:'''<br />
			Dear Diary,<br />Today I was almost scared to death.<br />While running through the bushes outside Venore, I ran into this huge hairy six legged.. thing.<br />First I thought it was my brother, but there it was, one huge spider.<br />I'm glad it didn't see me, because I had to change pants.<br />This must have been the most embaressing day for me, I'm glad no others know about it.<br /><br />Dear Diary,<br />Hair is hairy.<br />And it comes in different styles.<br />Itch sometimes.<br />Running your fingers through hair is great.<br /><br />Dear Diary,<br />I think I have found something wrong with me.<br />I like cheese alot, cheese makes me happy.<br />With cheese I feel whole and complete.<br />Does this make me a rat?<br /><br />Dear Diary,<br />Why do we have hair?<br />It's just in the way, and it itches and all that.<br />I want to be just like my dad, bald and hairless.
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	'''Tradução''':<br />Querido Diário<br />Hoje eu quase morri de susto.<br />Enquanto corria pelos arbustos fora de Venore, eu encontrei essa... coisa imensa peluda de seis pernas.<br />Primeiro eu pensei que era meu irmão, mas lá estava, uma aranha imensa.<br />Fico feliz que ninguém me viu, porque tive que trocar minhas calças.<br />Esse deve ter sido o dia mais vergonhoso para mim, fico feliz que mais ninguém sabe sobre isso.<br /><br />Querido diário,<br />Pelo é peludo.<br />E vem em estilos diferentes.<br />Às vezes coça.<br />Passar seus dedos por pelo é excelente.<br /><br />Querido Diário,<br />Eu acho que descobri algo errado comigo.<br />Eu gosto bastante de queijo, queijo me faz feliz.<br />Com queijo eu me sinto cheio e completo.<br />Isso faz de mim um rato?<br /><br />Querido Diário,<br />Porque nós temos pelos?<br />Eles só ficam no caminho, e me dão coceira e tudo isso.<br />Eu quero ser que nem meu pai, careca e sem pelos.		'''Tradução:'''<br />
			Querido Diário<br />Hoje eu quase morri de susto.<br />Enquanto corria pelos arbustos fora de Venore, eu encontrei essa... coisa imensa peluda de seis pernas.<br />Primeiro eu pensei que era meu irmão, mas lá estava, uma aranha imensa.<br />Fico feliz que ninguém me viu, porque tive que trocar minhas calças.<br />Esse deve ter sido o dia mais vergonhoso para mim, fico feliz que mais ninguém sabe sobre isso.<br /><br />Querido diário,<br />Pelo é peludo.<br />E vem em estilos diferentes.<br />Às vezes coça.<br />Passar seus dedos por pelo é excelente.<br /><br />Querido Diário,<br />Eu acho que descobri algo errado comigo.<br />Eu gosto bastante de queijo, queijo me faz feliz.<br />Com queijo eu me sinto cheio e completo.<br />Isso faz de mim um rato?<br /><br />Querido Diário,<br />Porque nós temos pelos?<br />Eles só ficam no caminho, e me dão coceira e tudo isso.<br />Eu quero ser que nem meu pai, careca e sem pelos.
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	'''Original''':<br />Dear Diary,<br />Today I was almost scared to death.<br />While running through the bushes outside Venore, I ran into this huge hairy six legged.. thing.<br />First I thought it was my brother, but there it was, one huge spider.<br />I'm glad it didn't see me, because I had to change pants.<br />This must have been the most embaressing day for me, I'm glad no others know about it.<br /><br />Dear Diary,<br />Hair is hairy.<br />And it comes in different styles.<br />Itch sometimes.<br />Running your fingers through hair is great.<br /><br />Dear Diary,<br />I think I have found something wrong with me.<br />I like cheese alot, cheese makes me happy.<br />With cheese I feel whole and complete.<br />Does this make me a rat?<br /><br />Dear Diary,<br />Why do we have hair?<br />It's just in the way, and it itches and all that.<br />I want to be just like my dad, bald and hairless.		'''Original''':<br />Dear Diary,<br />Today I was almost scared to death.<br />While running through the bushes outside Venore, I ran into this huge hairy six legged.. thing.<br />First I thought it was my brother, but there it was, one huge spider.<br />I'm glad it didn't see me, because I had to change pants.<br />This must have been the most embaressing day for me, I'm glad no others know about it.<br /><br />Dear Diary,<br />Hair is hairy.<br />And it comes in different styles.<br />Itch sometimes.<br />Running your fingers through hair is great.<br /><br />Dear Diary,<br />I think I have found something wrong with me.<br />I like cheese alot, cheese makes me happy.<br />With cheese I feel whole and complete.<br />Does this make me a rat?<br /><br />Dear Diary,<br />Why do we have hair?<br />It's just in the way, and it itches and all that.<br />I want to be just like my dad, bald and hairless.

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			'''Original''':<br />Dear Diary,<br />Today I was almost scared to death.<br />While running through the bushes outside Venore, I ran into this huge hairy six legged.. thing.<br />First I thought it was my brother, but there it was, one huge spider.<br />I'm glad it didn't see me, because I had to change pants.<br />This must have been the most embaressing day for me, I'm glad no others know about it.<br /><br />Dear Diary,<br />Hair is hairy.<br />And it comes in different styles.<br />Itch sometimes.<br />Running your fingers through hair is great.<br /><br />Dear Diary,<br />I think I have found something wrong with me.<br />I like cheese alot, cheese makes me happy.<br />With cheese I feel whole and complete.<br />Does this make me a rat?<br /><br />Dear Diary,<br />Why do we have hair?<br />It's just in the way, and it itches and all that.<br />I want to be just like my dad, bald and hairless.

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	'''Tradução''':<br />Querido Diário<br />Hoje eu quase morri de susto.<br />Enquanto corria pelos arbustos fora de Venore, eu encontrei essa... coisa imensa peluda de seis pernas.<br />Primeiro eu pensei que era meu irmão, mas lá estava, uma aranha imensa.<br />Fico feliz que ninguém me viu, porque tive que trocar minhas calças.<br />Esse deve ter sido o dia mais vergonhoso para mim, fico feliz que mais ninguém sabe sobre isso.<br /><br />Querido diário,<br />Pelo é peludo.<br />E vem em estilos diferentes.<br />Às vezes coça.<br />Passar seus dedos por pelo é excelente.<br /><br />Querido Diário,<br />Eu acho que descobri algo errado comigo.<br />Eu gosto bastante de queijo, queijo me faz feliz.<br />Com queijo eu me sinto cheio e completo.<br />Isso faz de mim um rato?<br /><br />Querido Diário,<br />Porque nós temos pelos?<br />Eles só ficam no caminho, e me dão coceira e tudo isso.<br />Eu quero ser que nem meu pai, careca e sem pelos.		'''Tradução''':<br />Querido Diário<br />Hoje eu quase morri de susto.<br />Enquanto corria pelos arbustos fora de Venore, eu encontrei essa... coisa imensa peluda de seis pernas.<br />Primeiro eu pensei que era meu irmão, mas lá estava, uma aranha imensa.<br />Fico feliz que ninguém me viu, porque tive que trocar minhas calças.<br />Esse deve ter sido o dia mais vergonhoso para mim, fico feliz que mais ninguém sabe sobre isso.<br /><br />Querido diário,<br />Pelo é peludo.<br />E vem em estilos diferentes.<br />Às vezes coça.<br />Passar seus dedos por pelo é excelente.<br /><br />Querido Diário,<br />Eu acho que descobri algo errado comigo.<br />Eu gosto bastante de queijo, queijo me faz feliz.<br />Com queijo eu me sinto cheio e completo.<br />Isso faz de mim um rato?<br /><br />Querido Diário,<br />Porque nós temos pelos?<br />Eles só ficam no caminho, e me dão coceira e tudo isso.<br />Eu quero ser que nem meu pai, careca e sem pelos.
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	\| text = Dear Diary,<br />Today I was almost scared to death.<br />While running through the bushes outside Venore, I ran into this huge hairy six legged.. thing.<br />First I thought it was my brother, but there it was, one huge spider.<br />I'm glad it didn't see me, because I had to change pants.<br />This must have been the most embaressing day for me, I'm glad no others know about it.<br /><br />Dear Diary,<br />Hair is hairy.<br />And it comes in different styles.<br />Itch sometimes.<br />Running your fingers through hair is great.<br /><br />Dear Diary,<br />I think I have found something wrong with me.<br />I like cheese alot, cheese makes me happy.<br />With cheese I feel whole and complete.<br />Does this make me a rat?<br /><br />Dear Diary,<br />Why do we have hair?<br />It's just in the way, and it itches and all that.<br />I want to be just like my dad, bald and hairless.		\| text = '''Original''':<br />Dear Diary,<br />Today I was almost scared to death.<br />While running through the bushes outside Venore, I ran into this huge hairy six legged.. thing.<br />First I thought it was my brother, but there it was, one huge spider.<br />I'm glad it didn't see me, because I had to change pants.<br />This must have been the most embaressing day for me, I'm glad no others know about it.<br /><br />Dear Diary,<br />Hair is hairy.<br />And it comes in different styles.<br />Itch sometimes.<br />Running your fingers through hair is great.<br /><br />Dear Diary,<br />I think I have found something wrong with me.<br />I like cheese alot, cheese makes me happy.<br />With cheese I feel whole and complete.<br />Does this make me a rat?<br /><br />Dear Diary,<br />Why do we have hair?<br />It's just in the way, and it itches and all that.<br />I want to be just like my dad, bald and hairless.

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			'''Tradução''':<br />Querido Diário<br />Hoje eu quase morri de susto.<br />Enquanto corria pelos arbustos fora de Venore, eu encontrei essa... coisa imensa peluda de seis pernas.<br />Primeiro eu pensei que era meu irmão, mas lá estava, uma aranha imensa.<br />Fico feliz que ninguém me viu, porque tive que trocar minhas calças.<br />Esse deve ter sido o dia mais vergonhoso para mim, fico feliz que mais ninguém sabe sobre isso.<br /><br />Querido diário,<br />Pelo é peludo.<br />E vem em estilos diferentes.<br />Às vezes coça.<br />Passar seus dedos por pelo é excelente.<br /><br />Querido Diário,<br />Eu acho que descobri algo errado comigo.<br />Eu gosto bastante de queijo, queijo me faz feliz.<br />Com queijo eu me sinto cheio e completo.<br />Isso faz de mim um rato?<br /><br />Querido Diário,<br />Porque nós temos pelos?<br />Eles só ficam no caminho, e me dão coceira e tudo isso.<br />Eu quero ser que nem meu pai, careca e sem pelos.
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