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Bozo.gif NPC Bozo

Este NPC é Bobo da Corte

=== Mace of the Fury ===

Jogador: sell
Bozo: Sell? Hmm, I know a little about magic and by chance I can sell you a truly unusual weapon.

Jogador: weapon
Bozo: Do you want to buy a 'mace of the fury' for 250 gold?

Jogador: yes
Bozo: And here it is, it suits you well!

You see a rolling pin.
It weighs 5.00 oz.

Tabela de conteúdo

Pague suas taxas

Jogador: job
Bozo: I am the royal jes ... uhm ... the royal tax-collector! Do you want to pay your taxes?

Jogador: yes
Bozo: Thank you very much. I will have a drink or two on your health! (if you have money he takes 50gp)
Bozo: Come back, when you have enough money. (if you don't have money)

Nova magia?

Jogador: magic
Bozo: I actually know some spells! Do you want to learn how to 'lessen your load' for 200 gold?

Jogador: yes
Bozo: Here you are, I already lessened your load.

This magic is to "lessen your load". Exactly 20.00 oz. Why? Because it's the weigh of 200 gold coins.

Jester's guild

Antes do Update de Natal 2007:

Jogador: jester
Bozo: Do you wish to join the fools' guild?

Jogador: yes
Bozo: Sorry, you already are a member.

Depois do Update de Natal 2007:
Spoiler, clique para mostrar/esconder


Piadas sobre Vocações

Jogador: druid
Bozo: If you are in Druidville, do as the rabbits do.

Jogador: knight
Bozo: Did you notice that old knights have their scars just on their backs?

Jogador: paladin
Bozo: They are the king's favourites, because they know how to 'bow'.

Jogador: sorcerer
Bozo: The good thing about them is that they can't be at two places at the same time.

Jogador: your vocation here
Bozo: I wanted to become a your vocation here, too, but I was overqualified!

Piadas sobre Mulher

Bozo: Hello, hello, hello, little lady your name here!

Jogador: lady?
Bozo: Has any man said to you that you're not only beautiful but also intelligent?

Jogador: no
Bozo: Well, think about it!

Jogador: yes
Bozo: This is a world of fantasy and full of surprises!

Se o seu personagem é masculino:

Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!

Player: lady
Bozo: Well, you don't behave ladylike just because you dress like one!

Piadas sobre Criaturas

Jogador: bonelord
Bozo: Why are bonelords so ugly? ... Because their mom and dad were bonelords, too!

Jogador: cyclops
Bozo: How many eyes does a cyclops have? ... One for each IQ point of their opponents!

Jogador: demon
Bozo: Why are the experienced heroes quicker than others? ... The demons love fast food!

Jogador: dog
Bozo: Are we talking about Noodles?

Jogador: dragon
Bozo: Why do dragons breathe fire? ... They ate too many sorcerers in chili sauce!

Jogador: minotaur
Bozo: What do all little minotaurs want to become when they are grown-ups? ... Cowboys, of course!

Jogador: orc
Bozo: Why do orcs have green skin? ... They ate at Frodo's!

Jogador: rat
Bozo: Why does the rat have a wooden leg? ... Because it is a former pirate!

Jogador: skeleton
Bozo: Why do skeletons flee if wounded? ... They are so spineless!

Jogador: spider
Bozo: Why did the spider cross the road? ... Because it ... oh you already know this one!?

Jogador: troll
Bozo: Why do trolls live underground? ... Because on the ground there are so many PKs!

Jogador: wolf
Bozo: Why do the wolves howl? ... Hey, if you're online that long you can't help but behave that way!

Piadas sobre Pessoas

Jogador: Benjamin
Bozo: He would make a fine jester, too.

Jogador: Elane
Bozo: She's pretty but has a kind of too burning affection for my taste.

Jogador: Marvik
Bozo: Humourless old guy! Once turned me into a frog for painting his distasteful cave in pink.

Jogador: Muriel
Bozo: Better don't mess with sorcerers!

Jogador: Noodles
Bozo: Hey, the little one is almost as funny as me!

Jogador: Oswald
Bozo: If you believe half the rumours he's spreading, you are going to get in a lot of trouble.

Jogador: Quentin
Bozo: He's my baby brother. If you tell him I sent you, he will grant you an extra spell or two.

Jogador: Sam
Bozo: Did you know that he now sells a 'power axe of doom'? Run and buy it, he has only three in store.

Jogador: Gorn
Bozo: He sells spell scrolls each day at midnight, but you have to address him that very second.

Jogador: Gregor
Bozo: A man of steel, with a stomach of wax. Never offer him a beer!

Piadas Diversas

Jogador: Durin
Bozo: Isn't he the author of the book 'fun with demons'?

Jogador: Stephan
Bozo: He is kind of a father figure to me. Of course he denies all kinship to me.

Jogador: Steve
Bozo: He's a smart one. I heared he hid in a foreign country as the first bugs showed up.

Jogador: god
Bozo: I better make no jokes about THIS matter.

Jogador: king
Bozo: Nah, no jests about His Royal Highness.

Jogador: guild
Bozo: Since the first guild showed up there's a great demand for jesters and fools to join them.

Jogador: name
Bozo: My name is Bozo. But it's more than a name, it's a lifestyle to me!

Jogador: bye


Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!
Bozo.gif NPC Bozo

Este NPC é Bobo da Corte

Localização: Castelo de Thais, ao noroeste da cidade (
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Notas: Bozo conta piadas engraçadas sobre muitas criaturas e tem interessantes comentários sobre seus amigos de Thais. Embora seu trabalho é ser o bobo real, quando perguntado, ele mente que é um cobrador de taxas e pergunta se você gostaria de pagar as suas taxas.

Em Rookgaard você pode encontrar um túmulo do Palhaço Bozo e Artista Escapado. O seu túmulo pode ser aberto e leva a uma caverna com skeletons, e a placa Maze of Fury perto de um túnel desabado.

Bozo é uma clara alusão ao Bozo, o Palhaço, geralmente encurtado para "Bozo" na vida real.
(Ver as transcrições desse NPC)
Itens negociáveis:
Vende: Quando perguntado sobre armas, ele tentará lhe vender uma "Mace of the Fury" (na verdade um Rolling Pin, por 250 gp).
Quando perguntado sobre magias, ele pergunta se você gostaria de aprender a magia "Lessen Your Load" ("Dinheiro Perdido") por 200 gp e não lhe dará nada.
Compra: Nada
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