=== Mace of the Fury ===
Bozo: Sell? Hmm, I know a little about magic and by chance I can sell you a truly unusual weapon.
Bozo: Do you want to buy a 'mace of the fury' for 250 gold?
Bozo: And here it is, it suits you well!
You see a rolling pin.
It weighs 5.00 oz.
Pague suas taxas
Bozo: I am the royal jes ... uhm ... the royal tax-collector! Do you want to pay your taxes?
Bozo: Thank you very much. I will have a drink or two on your health! (if you have money he takes 50gp)
Bozo: Come back, when you have enough money. (if you don't have money)
Bozo: I actually know some spells! Do you want to learn how to 'lessen your load' for 200 gold?
Bozo: Here you are, I already lessened your load.
This magic is to "lessen your load". Exactly 20.00 oz. Why? Because it's the weigh of 200 gold coins.
Antes do Update de Natal 2007:
Bozo: Do you wish to join the fools' guild?
Bozo: Sorry, you already are a member.
Depois do Update de Natal 2007:
Spoiler, clique para mostrar/esconder
Bozo: Do you wish to become a jester and join the fools guild?
Bozo: So you want to make a total fool of yourself? Fine with me, but note that becoming a real fool means more than being just an ordinary fool ...
Bozo: You will have to master a whole series of challenging, lengthy and, above all, totally foolish quests ...
Bozo: Are you sure you want to waste a part of your limited lifetime on a quest that makes a fool of yourself and which might award you with the prestigious title of a grand fool in a far away future?
Bozo: What a foolish decision! You are indeed a worthy candidate! But let's talk about business ...
Bozo: Being a jester is not just about telling jokes. A good jester heavily relies on requisites ...
Bozo: Getting some requisites will be your first job. First of all we need a good supply of water squirt flowers ...
Bozo: I'm making them on my own in my spare time but I need the right material. South of Thais, next to the Whiteflower Temple, you will find the ideal flowers ...
Bozo: Take a kitchen knife, cut the thickest and healthiest flower and bring it here. Then talk to me about your mission.
Se você já é um jester:
Bozo: Wow, your stupidity would be pride and joy for every fool. You've already applied as a member. Let's rather talk about your current mission.
Piadas sobre Vocações
Bozo: If you are in Druidville, do as the rabbits do.
Bozo: Did you notice that old knights have their scars just on their backs?
Bozo: They are the king's favourites, because they know how to 'bow'.
Bozo: The good thing about them is that they can't be at two places at the same time.
Jogador: your vocation here
Bozo: I wanted to become a your vocation here, too, but I was overqualified!
Piadas sobre Mulher
Bozo: Hello, hello, hello, little lady your name here!
Bozo: Has any man said to you that you're not only beautiful but also intelligent?
Bozo: Well, think about it!
Bozo: This is a world of fantasy and full of surprises!
Se o seu personagem é masculino:
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Bozo: Well, you don't behave ladylike just because you dress like one!
Piadas sobre Criaturas
Bozo: Why are bonelords so ugly? ... Because their mom and dad were bonelords, too!
Bozo: How many eyes does a cyclops have? ... One for each IQ point of their opponents!
Bozo: Why are the experienced heroes quicker than others? ... The demons love fast food!
Bozo: Are we talking about Noodles?
Bozo: Why do dragons breathe fire? ... They ate too many sorcerers in chili sauce!
Bozo: What do all little minotaurs want to become when they are grown-ups? ... Cowboys, of course!
Bozo: Why do orcs have green skin? ... They ate at Frodo's!
Bozo: Why does the rat have a wooden leg? ... Because it is a former pirate!
Bozo: Why do skeletons flee if wounded? ... They are so spineless!
Bozo: Why did the spider cross the road? ... Because it ... oh you already know this one!?
Bozo: Why do trolls live underground? ... Because on the ground there are so many PKs!
Bozo: Why do the wolves howl? ... Hey, if you're online that long you can't help but behave that way!
Piadas sobre Pessoas
Bozo: He would make a fine jester, too.
Bozo: She's pretty but has a kind of too burning affection for my taste.
Bozo: Humourless old guy! Once turned me into a frog for painting his distasteful cave in pink.
Bozo: Better don't mess with sorcerers!
Bozo: Hey, the little one is almost as funny as me!
Bozo: If you believe half the rumours he's spreading, you are going to get in a lot of trouble.
Bozo: He's my baby brother. If you tell him I sent you, he will grant you an extra spell or two.
Bozo: Did you know that he now sells a 'power axe of doom'? Run and buy it, he has only three in store.
Bozo: He sells spell scrolls each day at midnight, but you have to address him that very second.
Bozo: A man of steel, with a stomach of wax. Never offer him a beer!
Bozo: Isn't he the author of the book 'fun with demons'?
Bozo: He is kind of a father figure to me. Of course he denies all kinship to me.
Bozo: He's a smart one. I heared he hid in a foreign country as the first bugs showed up.
Bozo: I better make no jokes about THIS matter.
Bozo: Nah, no jests about His Royal Highness.
Bozo: Since the first guild showed up there's a great demand for jesters and fools to join them.
Bozo: My name is Bozo. But it's more than a name, it's a lifestyle to me!
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!